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I found it! That's the spot That's my way.

I could tell you about the relationship between zen and pooping and how that really isn't responsible for my mood today, but if I were insane and found signs everywhere all around me like once upon a time, I would say that shitting is truly a spiritual experience. Further that flashbacks that make your heart race and your breath shorten while sitting on said toilet after the work has been done, may have something to do with this as well. I feel like some sort of white fallen-middle-class version of Sandman who just found out where his long lost bag is. What a great fucking day.