ignominy

Well... well.......... WEEEELLLLLLLLL.

Look, bitches... my account expires pretty soon and I'm debating whether or not to renew it. Really, what does this site do for me? T&A? I got that for free. The social outlet of semi-anonymous journal posts? I got 3 other journals.... all free. Besides, no one reads this shit anyway. LE SIGH. The main reason I consider renewing is for photo storage. And that sometimes I like to make stupid comments on some of your journals. Advice?


I made tomato soup earlier and I put some seasoning in it which evidently had some dried onions. Well, they're not especially flavorful, so I get just the gross texture instead. Like coconut texture. I love coconut flavor, but the texture of shredded coconut makes me gag. Then I started to wonder if coconut flavor would be good in tomato soup. Yeah, probably, but I'll probably never find out.


There is no way in hell I will be able to finish this May. Even selling my soul to the devil would not help me make the deadline. Time to start looking for a job.


At least Jeff loves me. He never makes me pay to look at his ass, he has no dried onion or shredded coconut, and he doesn't throw deadlines in my face for his own personal enjoyment. All we need is pudding, an inflatable chair, and warcraft. And my boobs.