I am sick. At least I think so. There are some clues that led me to this conclusion:
A fever
A cough
A sore throat
A thick plug of snot trapped in each nostril
A headache
A chill
Someone, please check my math.
I have consulted a medical doctor who asserts there is nothing wrong with me. "There's no way you can be sick, you've only had symptoms for 24 hours." This doctor indignantly refused to offer me any type of medication or professional advice.
Meanwhile, I continue to leak from the nasal cavity, steadily spiraling toward misery. Thanks, USA Medical Center! I'm ship-shape and ready to travel!
A fever
A cough
A sore throat
A thick plug of snot trapped in each nostril
A headache
A chill
Someone, please check my math.
I have consulted a medical doctor who asserts there is nothing wrong with me. "There's no way you can be sick, you've only had symptoms for 24 hours." This doctor indignantly refused to offer me any type of medication or professional advice.
Meanwhile, I continue to leak from the nasal cavity, steadily spiraling toward misery. Thanks, USA Medical Center! I'm ship-shape and ready to travel!
Did you get the new Ryden book? I ordered it the other day. It's from his Wondertoonel exhibit. I can't wait to get it!
pssst. I hope you feel better!