Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats Tip

iggy

New Jersey

SG Since 2004

Followers 2082 Following 1889

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Friday

Sep 19, 2014
24
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email

I'm going to New Jersey this weekend with the animal rescue. I used to look forward to my trips back home, but now I just kind of loathe them. The drive is long and I'm not up there long enough to really rest or enjoy myself.

Oh well. Perhaps I'll have some disco fries and bagels while I'm there. One can not procure even a decent bagel down here, let alone a good one. And you can forget about the disco fries! Of course, there is a 'diner' by the NC Music Factory that claims to have them, but they fall short of expectations. One, they use cheddar cheese, not mozzarella like you're supposed to. Two, they don't use the right kind of fries. They use that shoe string sort of fry. And three, they just don't get the gravy right. I'm sure they merely 'tweaked' the recipe as people here don't seem to use mozzarella cheese for anything other than pizza, but they lose an immense amount of points in doing so.

Anyway, enough about disco fries.

The other day Adam and I went to the park. Shenanigans were had.

I like to climb trees, but like the proverbial kitten I often times need help getting down. Don't worry, no one had to call the fire department, though Adam did have to assist me when it was time to come down. Note, I am smiling in that picture @fghtnfire1919.

I took those pictures with Adams iphone. The camera is so much than the one on my phone.

(First world problem, I know.)

That's Adam and I being incredibly silly. I know that in most of the pictures I post here I look rather serious and stoic. I thought this one could be a nice change of pace.

Sometimes, I think of incredibly random things. The other day I thought of two titles that I could possibly use for an autobiography (not that anyone would want to read about my life, but anyway...)

-'Cum Stains Don't Come out of Black Sheets'

and

-'I Wanted a Lobotomy but They Gave Me Prozac Instead'

Also, I just realized that the word 'Prozac' is recognized by spell check. What a world we live in!!

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
legman:
"One can not procure even a decent bagel down here"  I'm not surprised- the south doesn't have many Jews!  "not that anyone would want to read about my life"  I would!
Sep 20, 2014
beard:
I'd read that book (either title!).
Sep 20, 2014

More Blogs

  • 02.21.15
    18

    My foster dog ate my vibrator. I believe the phrase 'FML' applies in …

  • 02.20.15
    10

    Lame Joke Anyone?

    This weeks homework handed down to us from @rambo, @missy, and @lyx…
  • 02.18.15
    11

    Survival and the half assed art of being alive.

    (My first selfie in my new space. I moved house recently. It s…
  • 02.14.15
    5

    Homework time!!

    Happy Valentines Day, everyone!! The mister and I celebrate…
  • 02.09.15
    23

    Thus I have decreed...

    So, you know how men these days are growing epic beards? Well,…
  • 02.03.15
    23

    Look! I actually did my homework this time!!

    Sorry for the sporadic activity on here as of late. I've been super…
  • 01.22.15
    15

    Friday

    Whew! It's been a busy few days here in the land of Iggy. This past…
  • 01.14.15
    19

    The mohawk is back!!

    Yesterday I was pretty depressed (damn you, bipolar disorder!!) so …
  • 01.12.15
    28

    It's an update!!

    I feel I haven't properly updated in a little while. A lot has been…
  • 01.09.15
    9

    Resolutions?

    To be frank, I don't believe in making New Years resolutions. Yo…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

25
years
1
month
9
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,710 SuicideGirls
  • 1,113,818 followers
  • 15,158,474 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,902,558 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | Safety Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Complaint / Content Removal Policy | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2026

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo