In honor of 'Woman Crush Wednesday', the following are some of my biggest lady crushes: @ameline, @temper, @sid, and @rocket. Those ladies are utterly swoon worthy and to die for. There are definitely more ladies I fancy, as I am fond of the fairer sex, but I am really quite exhausted at the moment. You see, I had to wrestle a rather large golden retriever at work today, and he wasn't very nice about it. In fact, his behavior was really atypical for the breed.
I don't know if I told everyone here, but I got a full time job at a dog salon. I still do the rescue thing, but that's more volunteer and part time now. I love working with dogs. It's so much better than working with the public.
I'm also contemplating writing a semi autobiographical book called, "Having Fun in Abject Poverty." Since, you know, I'm pretty good at it. Lol.
This evenings shower was the most amazing shower on record. Okay. Maybe it wasn't. But after the day I had it damn near felt like it was!
That's how I feel about wrestling with 100 pound golden retrievers.
I managed to take some form of butt selfie. How did I do? (cue laugh track)
I have a very small amount of hair around my lady bits. I like to refer to it as the 'Hitler stache' of pubic hair. I don't like being clean shaven down there. Reminds me of being 12 again. I've definitely rocked the no hair thing, but usually because some guy was insisting I do so. I've now reached the age where I don't give a fuck what some dude wants my female fuzz to look like. There are just so many more important things to compromise on, the style of ones pubic hair shouldn't be one of them.
Anyway, I got season 5 of the Venture Brothers on DVD. Color me excited! Though I'm disappointed the season was so much shorter than the other 4. I was hoping it was just going to be a split season, but alas it was not. I'm trying to resist watching it now as I want to save it for Clyde and I to watch this weekend. I'm not so sure I'm going to make it though. I currently hear it calling to me, whispering sweet nothings in my ear: "Watch me..."
