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Sunday Aug 24, 2008

Aug 24, 2008
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Well, we're here in St. Maarten.

Our flight there was delayed a few hours due to "mechanical issues". Needless to say, I was sort of on edge during the flight. I love flying, but I always seem to get the window seat right by the wing, so I always have these Twilight Zone-esque nightmares of gremlins on the wing and the fact that our flight was almost canceled due to issues with the plane didn't help.

Anyway, I wrote some silly haiku's while we were waiting.

Hopped up on cold medicine
a beer at ten
God I hate airport delays.

I can watch my cells divide
in my sleepy eyes
this is how I bide my time.

I wasn't drinking at ten am, but dkmfc was. Ten am is too early for beer.

I was slightly miserable yesterday and the day before because I seem to have a cold. It's waning now, but oh man was I in pain. Now dkmfc seems to have it. Muahahahahahaha (evil laughter ensues).

I forgot to bring to my deodorant with me so I am going "au naturel" this week. I also forgot to bring a razor, but my "au naturel" stops at body odor. Dammit I will shave my legs, pits, and other more private areas. I always seem to forget to bring important things when I go on vacation, like toothbrushes, deodorant, underpants, pajamas, etc.

Oh well. C'est la vie I guess.
VIEW 14 of 14 COMMENTS
scharpy:
I always get the wing seat, too! anyway stinky is good when you're in a place as naturally beautiful as St. Maarten
Aug 27, 2008
davey_phoenix:
I wrote about you recently, well, you were mentioned in said writting. I'll share when you get home. Mostly it mentions how i am not as great a friend recently as i would like. But its been crazy lately, and sometimes we loose site. Also,on a lighter note... i ran into your friend caroline(i think), from HT at rockaway today. I think i want to make out with her.....wait...yeah, im pretty sure i do. Is mailing someone blood still romantic?
Aug 29, 2008

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