I am missing a half an hour.
The other day I went to take my dog for a walk at one thirty in the afternoon. I know this because "The Colbert Report" re-run from the night before was coming on just as I was walking out the door. My afternoon walks with Wolfgang and the dog usually take twenty to thirty minutes, depending on how many times she stops to do her business. It was an uneventful walk and when we got in the door "Scrubs" was coming on, so the baby and I settled down and watched the show. I figured it was two o'clock because "Scrubs" usually comes on at two and two thirty. Well at the end of the episode it said "Mad TV" was coming on next. I did a double take. I had only watched one episode. Where was two pm to two thirty? I have no clue what happened to the unaccounted for time.
My theory: Alien abduction. They took us aboard their ship, we had weird alien tea, and then they took us home. Perhaps I have been watching too many UFO shows on the history channel.
How else can I account for my missing half hour? I don't do drugs or drink anymore. Where one earth did it go?
Oh well, I am not so sore about it as I am just confused. I would have wasted the time watching that first episode of "Scrubs" anyway.
On another note: I know the day time schedule of various television networks way too well. Yet another reason we are canceling the cable.
By the way, my hair is green.
Some men from the Baptist church up the road came by our house today and gave me a pamphlet asking me to join their church. I said I would think about it. They looked at me funny and was perplexed as to why until Mike reminded me that indeed my hair was the color of a sunbathing iguana. I was nice to them as I am nice to everyone and took their pamphlet. I tend to collect religious paraphernalia like that.
Maybe Jesus was there when the aliens abducted me, but probably not.
The other day I went to take my dog for a walk at one thirty in the afternoon. I know this because "The Colbert Report" re-run from the night before was coming on just as I was walking out the door. My afternoon walks with Wolfgang and the dog usually take twenty to thirty minutes, depending on how many times she stops to do her business. It was an uneventful walk and when we got in the door "Scrubs" was coming on, so the baby and I settled down and watched the show. I figured it was two o'clock because "Scrubs" usually comes on at two and two thirty. Well at the end of the episode it said "Mad TV" was coming on next. I did a double take. I had only watched one episode. Where was two pm to two thirty? I have no clue what happened to the unaccounted for time.
My theory: Alien abduction. They took us aboard their ship, we had weird alien tea, and then they took us home. Perhaps I have been watching too many UFO shows on the history channel.
How else can I account for my missing half hour? I don't do drugs or drink anymore. Where one earth did it go?
Oh well, I am not so sore about it as I am just confused. I would have wasted the time watching that first episode of "Scrubs" anyway.
On another note: I know the day time schedule of various television networks way too well. Yet another reason we are canceling the cable.
By the way, my hair is green.
Some men from the Baptist church up the road came by our house today and gave me a pamphlet asking me to join their church. I said I would think about it. They looked at me funny and was perplexed as to why until Mike reminded me that indeed my hair was the color of a sunbathing iguana. I was nice to them as I am nice to everyone and took their pamphlet. I tend to collect religious paraphernalia like that.
Maybe Jesus was there when the aliens abducted me, but probably not.
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derceto:
the only plans that i have right now during that time frame are on the 23rd. i have a going away party for a friend that is moving to cali.
derceto:
we are open for a little bit on sundays now, rotating having to do them and i think that is my week. but its not like that has stopped me from going out on a saturday night yet 