ifixtrains

Did a whirlwind tour of podunk this weekend. Dad was a lot worse than we were told. he's still gonna be ok. but It was really close. My buddy back home put me up 'cause moms house was full, beer and goodtimes there. And if his wife keeps sexually harassing me I'm gonna call her bluff. And aparrently evry moron in the universe went skiing this weekend. It was like fucking pole position out there on the drive home. I vote we outlaw skiing, punishable by death. MY MOUNTAINS YOU STINKING HIPPIES!!!