ifhelddown

So Dick Chaney is watching the debate tonight in my neighborhood. Im at my parents house in Innsbruck which is a golf community right outside Clearwater, and apparently big Dick is watching the debate with some other old white rich men in one of the club houses. Its really funny there are secret service guys driving around in golf carts with golf shorts on trying to be under cover (good job guys it took my mom 5 sec to notice who you were). I guess they are gonna land his helo on the driving range right behind our house. Its a shame I would have to be Republican Party donor to see my reprehensive of government, but I guess its a good thing because if I went it would be the second time I would have almost been arrested by the secret service.