idreamofninjas

Dreamed that I went to the zoo on mushrooms. I was a part of a tour group and the first exhibit was the lions. Except it wasn't a normal lion exhibit where you watch them from afar. It was like a petting zoo and I got to pet and feed this one lion lobster shells. I'm pretty sure this came from a family barbecue that happened earlier this week and someone decided to throw their lobster shell in a bush as opposed to the trash and a little later in the week my dachshund was eating it. So in order to get to the next exhibit we had to pass through the lion exhibit and climb a small hill. It's at that point in the dream that I'm not sure if I'm forgetting something but the next thing I remember is the exotic birds exhibit being in an office building, and I was talking to a small parrot. For some reason a portion of the tour was spent "camping" in the office. After this point things are a little hazy but the dream ended with my finding out I was an alien and having to battle another alien in a highlander/anime style battle in order to lower a bridge and exit the zoo. Some woman appeared out of no where and decapitated the other alien while we were fighting and then she kicked his head at me like it was a soccer ball and I sliced the head in two as it was flying through the air.

I'm awake kind of early for a Saturday, might go back to sleep and see what other crazy shit my brain can muster up.