idreamofninjas

Question: What would you do if one of your best friends slept with the girlfriend of another best friend?

Sleep. So very sleep. Must sleep. Mmmm. Naked Juice.

Yeah I'm posting this song again. What of it?!



I recently dreamed of large shadow aliens murdering everyone. I like the word murdered compared to killed, it carries more weight to it. Anyway, they were tall, lanky, and mean. They had small torsos, with long legs and arms, and really long clawed fingers. Very slender and very fast. The thing that made them most alien...
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Gin and cider, football, and sleepy time.







I fucking hate being single. Where all the good women at?

Roll on two.

I have a good memory of my dream last night. It started out I was picked up from a train station by Megan Fox. The train station was very foggy/smokey, and it looked like London. We went to her house which was more like a mansion, and her friends and boyfriend were all there. Except her boyfriend was Peyton Manning. Peyton was an incredible douche...
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Nobody is normal. We just never learned how to stop pretending. Essentially, the only normal is pretending to be normal.


Be yourself.

"We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion"

Take what you know, and embrace the unknown.

My phone says, "The Persistence of Memory" when I turn it on. I don't remember why.