idoru

A while ago, I had a dream that I was at water park and they had a wave machine. I walked over there and there was a shouting woman standing in front of a cart with a glass coffin on it and posterboard display like you would see at a science fair. She started telling about some rare disease that had killed her daughter. I looked at the posterboard and it had a picture of you on it and your date of birth and date of death and info on the disease that killed you. You were laying in the coffin wearing a black dress like Wednesday Adams or Lydia from Beetlejuice. I left and walked by again later and the place looked like it was deserted for like a hundred years, only this time you were standing in front of the wave machine wearing the same thing with a posterboard. The posterboard had like ultrasound pictures of a fetus and shouting about how that same disease killed your unborn child.

That was one of the strangest dreams I ever had, second only to the time I served cocktails to my neighbor with six foot penguins in bowties while a zebra played the piano.

So if I didn't already creep you out, that ought to do it. Oh well.

Also, you used to have a friend here on SG that pissed me off. I made an SG army wallpaper of Reagan and that chick copied it EXACTLY!!! it wasn't like similar, it was identical only done shittier. That fucking pissed me off.