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Thursday Mar 09, 2006

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well here goes...

the trip to Detroit was a no go, thanks to HOMELAND SECURITY, i wasnt allowed into the U.S. (although 10 days previous, i was sunning myself in L.A.)

and i still am unsure why i wasnt allowed in.

i was pulled aside at passport control, 'interviewed', my passport confiscated (till my arrival at LGW) given 1 phone call and told if they couldnt find me a flight home that night, id be going to jail (not a holding cell..FUCKING JAIL)

So they find a flight (arse relaxes by a mm) , give me an ARMED escort onto the plane (bearing in mind a big tattooed man, with an armed escort doesnt raise many eyebrows) and 15hrs later, i arrive back home...

deflated, pissed off and relieved all at the same time..

then i realise, my buddy gareth who was flying with me, had my tattoo machines! so i couldnt work all weekend either !FFUUUUUCK!!

...so i caught up with an old friend of mine, who i havent seen i like forever, and that made the whole thing bearable! beers, waaay more laughs than i thought possible and it made me remember why we'd become friends in the first place!

and, purely by luck, i won an award at the show too! and also got a new shiny tattoo machine (thanks steve!) so it all worked out in the end.......

needless to say, i had the last laugh!

or something...

surreal
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
jovanka:
I heard about this shit, there were guys who flew from JAPAN that got turned away. You can bet they'll never do an American con again. How awful.

We missed you.
Mar 13, 2006
complicity:
Course you're cool fella!
not that i'm just saying it cos you're shortly to be in a position to inflict serious pain upon my person! eeek
Mar 17, 2006

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