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I AM SO SO SO HAPPY THAT TOMORROW I WILL NOT HAVE TO TAKE ATTENDENCE, SCAMBLE AROUND FROM CLASSROOM TO CLASSROOM DROPPING PAPERS AND "TEACHING ARTICLES, ETC", HAVE TO REMEMBER OVER 125 NAMES, DEAL WITH OVERCROWDED CLASSROOMS, DUDES WITH TUDES AND NO PUBES, HYSTERICAL GIRL FIGHTS IN THE HALL, BURNT OUT TEACHERS, THE HEAT OF A NON-AIR-CONDITIONED CLASSROOM, BROWN BAGGING IT OR ELSE HAVING TO EAT THAT GRAY MEAT THAT THEY PASS OFF AS HAMBURGER, ALL THE PHONY "WELCOME BACKS" AND "HOW WAS YOUR SUMMER?", ALL THAT IGNORED RACIAL TENSION, THAT KID YOU JUST HATE, BAD HYGENIC TEENS, HAVING TO WEAR A TIE, FEELING OLDER THAN I AM, AND THE LIST COULD GO ON AND ON AND ON...

I AM HAPPY I AM NO LONGER TEACHING. BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW BUT NOT FOR MY ASS. MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IS GOING TO BE MISERABLE AND SHE DESERVES ALL THE MISERY THE GODS OF DESPARIA WILL POUR ON HER AFTER WHAT SHE DID - WHAT SHE DID? BABY DONE A BAD, BAD THING!!!