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We can talk about your award and who might star
we can talk about all the shallow women buzzing round like flies
how our parents are getting old, and all cliche lines to follow
old memories to warm us like cider, and all the drink our systems can take
we can drain our accounts to a negative balance
call for the devil's dandruff
smoke all your girlfriends pot
carve our arms up like a well done turkey
we have to go distance
the world is good
as long as we don't call for the H.

^^^^^^^^

This is the day I prove my love:

walking 189 city blocks is nothing
buying all the flowers in the boutique doesn't say a thing
chocolates, let's face it - bullshit
the fanciest "in"restaurants on either coast won't satitiate a thing
Why do broadway when when we have our own Tony award winning drama?
Hire a jet, scrawl your name in exhaust, only to watch it disappear
all the things romantic man do, I laugh at their attemps.

I will:
eat all the japanese beetles in your daddy's bag 'o' bug
clean your great grandma's bed pan
cause a riot in the Cathloic Church, and not confess to Father O'Malley
go to 12 step and pretend to make it right
no more football
exile
clean up my act
I will clean up my act.
again.