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Edgewater "River Rat", New Jersey

Member Since 2005

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Friday Oct 28, 2005

Oct 28, 2005
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This "TAG" thing seems to be simmering down but I will give it a whirl, even though by now it is out of fashion I suppose.

1. I love New Jersey, favorite state
2. I cried when I saw ET and Philadelphia.
3. I don't understand most things.
4. I am a nightmare first liner, give me some time, you'll be happy you met me, and yes perhaps want to share my bed.
5. I am an binge alcoholic.
6. I once wore depends with buddies at a party and we all just pissed our pants when we had to urinate - it beat standing on lines.
7. Best gift I ever got was a cocker spaniel for 6th grade graduation.
8. I wipe my ass with baby wipes.
9. I am shy as hell, unless oiled. Pathetic
10. I am a bad liar, bullshitter, great actor (and should be making a living off it if I had the tenacity, where with all, and the proper training...(I studied 7 years various places.
11. I am taking the NYPD test tomorrow and have not studied and will become a cop if nothing gives by December.
12. I love my mother very very much. Momma 's Boy!
13. Pretentiousness makes me squirm.
14. I hate violence, but you'd want me in your fox hole. A great fighter. Was a star football player.
15. The most beers I drank in one day/night ranged in the 40's range - alcohol poisoning ensued.
16. I try to stay positive but know the( US ) shit is hitting the fan in my lifetime.
17. I have blown so many opportunities in my life that I get literally sick cometimes when I think of it. Past is gone.
18. I have almost supernatural hearing - parent's called me "rabbit ears" as a kid.
19. I almost enlisted in the army 4 times and as I was about to sign the papers, I got out of it by saying "I forgot to tell you guys...I suffer from Schizophrenia, is that going to be a problem? I had to save face right?
20. I came upon suicidegirls because I was researching ways to murder myself when I was the most depressed I had ever been. How is that for a confession. Advice: DON'T DO IT!

Anyone see patterns?

Anyone else in this bravery room? Any cunt got their shit on? 24 hour party people plastic face karnt smile the white out!!!
krrn:
I was the only one? well hot DAMN!

how was the ol' b-day anyway?
Oct 28, 2005
krrn:
gettin' muh hair did. seriously. my stylist is an assistant so I get it for cheap. then tomorrow it's a good ol' zombie luau. smile
Oct 28, 2005

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