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cellophane overload
A special limited edition
collector's edition
deluxe edition
ultimate edition
platinum edition
expanded edition
revised edition
a new introduction
a new foreword
a new preface
a new epilogue
the lost episode
the missing chapters
the never before scene footage
deleted scenes
the making of
an all new this
an all new that
special widescreen edition
for the first time on something
the unrated edition
the directors cut
the second box set
the third greatest hits
more singles again

all bring's new suspicion
replenishing
large
bank accounts
on the dead

again

and they get you off guard
with the packaging
and promotions

they got you

you fell for the
ultimate

blooper reel
everybody loves bloopers