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Oh noes! They monkeys escaped. They ate all my limited edition one-time-only collectable pogs featuring a montage of pikachu fisting godzilla over a radioactive downtown tokyo, then broke the window and escaped.

Those monkeys are going to pay!

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brogan:

lol sounds like fun anyhows

Mar 8, 2005

icy:

Umm well the pogs, I don't really want back now they've been through the whole monkey-digestion thing.

Plus that whole...face-ripped-apart and singing soprano thing really doens't sounds like an evenings entertainment I want to 'enjoy' so I'll leave them off to terrorise the neighbours.

Those bastards were playing their shitty 'Busted' album too loud anyway.
They deserve all the monkey-justice they get!

Mar 9, 2005

Just installed a monkey powered ultra cooling fan in my PC. The box says I have to feed them twice a day but I'll reduce the core temperature of the system by up to 3degrees C!

Oh the wonders of modern technology!

Well I guess a little info about me might pass the time...I mean 'give a vaulable insight into my personality etc.'

Right.

I just quit my job the other day. Was an tech support email monkey, product specalist and various other things...which all mean I sat at a PC screen all day and took abuse in a Call Centre.
Needless to say it wasn't quite...
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