Thursday May 26, 2005

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I saw a guy try to eat his own fist tonight. Literaly. He tried to fit the thing into his mouth, failed and subsequently bled from the mouth.shocked
How nice. Just what you want to see from the staff at the petrol station when queuing to pay.
They let these people work near flammable explosive liquids?!

Hehe.

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kay:
Good call about the shredder. I really do need one of those. We did try to get our divison manager to buy one, but he keeps "neglecting" to. I think he fears what we will do with that kind of power. wink

No kidding. Seeing that with KY would have given me a true flight or fight response. wink

~cheers
fatality:
Oh wow. Some people need help...or at least to know their own limits...haha.

Sunday May 22, 2005

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God!
Fuck sake!!
Other things with exclaimation points!!!
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Hehe.
Went out tonight with my friend who got hammered n slept on my floor the other night. He wasn't drinking (surprise surprise) but his gf arrived along, seemingly to 'chaperone' things.
shocked

Seemingly I'm getting the blame for being a "bad influence" on my friends, "making" them go out n get drunk. "Making them...
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brogan:
lol i just read your fave films section do you actually know i have a fifth element tattoo (oh the geekdom hehehe) love

oh&just so you know i havent been hiding in a dark corner all week wink
i finished my first year at uni on wed *woot* &i dragged my boyf down2my hometown2 hang out4the weekend blush

oooooh&i still demand u email me your add!!!
ive got something2post 2u dude you'll love it! tongue
dylan:
Snail racing! Awesome. You should totally paint their shells and get people to place bets. With the judicial use of salt you could win lots of money smile

Wednesday May 18, 2005

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Friday May 06, 2005

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Right, I have had 0 adventures over the past few days, which to be honest is a little dissapointing compared to my previous few weeks.

Maybe it's because I didn't actually go outside or drink..or...leer at attractive women.

I do have a dilemma though, wether to get my hair cut or not. Mainly cause the last time I did I was scalped, which is something...
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kay:
Not good at determining hair styles at all.

But I can leer with the best of them. smile

*leers at you*

Have fun with the homophobe. Ick.

~cheers
vixen:
I say keep the hair long until after the birthday party... then there is nothing to worry about! Hee hee.

Tuesday Apr 26, 2005

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Today sucks shitty sucking asshat.

Girl I know killed herself. She was 19.
Didn't look very peaceful at her funeral.
Seemed to be planning it for quite a while.
Wrote letters to all her friends and remaining family, had little pictures of them on the notes.
Went out the night before, partied and seemed to have fun. Didn't drink.
Told everyone 'goodnight' and went home....
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kay:
Oh sweetie. I'm sorry.

What a crappy week all the way around.

Suicide is one of the most selfish things another human can do. I had a friend kill himself right before I came down here this year. Anger does not even begin to cover it.

Anyway, hugs for you handsome.

~cheers
vixen:
Oh no... I'm so sorry... I hope you feel better soon! frown

Monday Apr 25, 2005

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Muhahahahah. I just won 8 in the Euromillions Lottery! Count em! EIGHT! I can finally retire!
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What should I spend my vast winnings on?! I was thinking of huge titanium killer robot earwigs...but that might run a little more than eight euro.

Ooo I could buy one tuesday afternoon ticket to the cinema! Or half a main course at the resteraunt down the road biggrin
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Actually...
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dylan:
I only did the lottery once, and I won a tenner. So i haven't played since.
I am totally up for the erotic recipe book smile
lillithvain:
The cops may not have seen the humor in that....but I sure would have!!!!!!!

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Saturday Apr 23, 2005

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Ack, I'm so sober I could stand on one leg over a pit of lava while cop screamed at me to recite the alphabet backwards and in tibetan.

I wouldn't be able to do it, but I'd be sober enough not to kill him with a red hot pitchfork I was hiding in the lava.

Went out with two friends tonight, who I never get...
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kay:
Heh. I have been out in it when it has gone past minus 120. THAT truly sucks ass. That day though was also accompanied by 180+ winds. Oi.

~cheers
kay:
*grin* THAT might explain it. Though we had a 46 thousand pound lid flying through the air. Literally. It was a wild time out here. I think I have pictures in my Holy Shit Batman folder. wink

~cheers

Friday Apr 22, 2005

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Update time I think ,
wouldn't it be weird if I,
wrote this in haiku?

I am so hungover,
But I didn't drink that much,
At least I thought so.

I recall singing,
the killers I think it was,
and some nirvana.

While downing some shots,
Oh god I did drink too much,
That explains alot.

Shouted along to,
some rage against the machine,
all...
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threestares:
thanks for sharing.

are you picturing a dark sort of post _______ vision of reality, bladerunnerish?

and it is truly funny that you chose a potato motif. there is at least a chapter there for me as i could give you a substantial dissertation on the potato, which is ironic.

thank you for your feedback. i love the paragraph about the blink of an eye.

what time is it there?
threestares:
ah, an all nighter ending with boredom.

my last real job was in a french fry factory in chin, alberta. ha. i have many potato analogies.

i never really got bladerunner. i understood it better after reading nueromancer. i believe they both bubbled up out of the collective unconscious at about the same time.

i don't do evil well.

Wednesday Apr 20, 2005

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Right,no more of that stupid rhyming nonsense.
I'd make a terrible lyric writer or poet etc. as I'd end up thinking what I'd written was good, only to return about 20mins to a day later, re-read it, cryscreamshoutCRINGE,realise it was the worst crap ever given form and destroy every trace of it.

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threestares:
that is the thing about gifts though.... you can't give them back. the most i hope for is to accept the gift and use it wisely.

i would like to be able to make more rhymes, they can be fun and clever.
brogan:
i have coma dreams all the time!
i reckon all the massive gangster-like pigeons
eat all the lil ones2prove their pigeon gangsta powers eeek
hehe sorry i havent replied2ur email yet ive been super busy gota say it did make me smile dude thanks kiss

Monday Apr 18, 2005

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Disclaimer:
I felt I should update but I've not much to say and I've hit a barren patch creativly. So bland banality follows. Please be aware by reading this you have agreed to absolve me of any responsibility for boring the sodding tits off you. This includes any mental or physical health issues this may give rise to. ICY is an equal oppertunities bore....
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kay:
*grin* It was enough for inquiring minds....so you do get to use the flame thrower! Hell I would lock the fire exits for you. wink

~cheers
threestares:
i think rhyming like that could be a gift.
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