Ended up going out last night, where I drank e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.
I don't mean I guzzeled booze...I think I actually drank the whole world. And a bear.
It 'splains a lot.
Like why my belly hurts so.
From now on, when my belly hurts I shall just say "I have a bear in my belly".
Or, when time is against me I may use a shortened form, simply "bear-belly".
Damn bear. It's all my cousins fault. He rolled back into town. He's usually someone who drags all sorts of hi-jinx behind him. For which he doesn't have a towing licence I might add.
Had'nt seen him in a long time, so us and his girly went out. He bought me lots of drink and I got quite quite drunk. Silly me.
If I didn't pay for the drink last night, I am paying for it today. Believe me. Ugh.
Bear-Belly
I don't mean I guzzeled booze...I think I actually drank the whole world. And a bear.
It 'splains a lot.
Like why my belly hurts so.
From now on, when my belly hurts I shall just say "I have a bear in my belly".
Or, when time is against me I may use a shortened form, simply "bear-belly".
Damn bear. It's all my cousins fault. He rolled back into town. He's usually someone who drags all sorts of hi-jinx behind him. For which he doesn't have a towing licence I might add.
Had'nt seen him in a long time, so us and his girly went out. He bought me lots of drink and I got quite quite drunk. Silly me.
If I didn't pay for the drink last night, I am paying for it today. Believe me. Ugh.
Bear-Belly
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what young man, are you implying can be done with a wagging finger?
i know, my "friend" is no longer my friend. it makes me sad, because i have been friends with him forever, and he is one of the only people i ever really trusted. but he turned out to be a bit of a twat, really. haha.
how are you?
i feel like im getting flu, which is very bad, as tomorrow i go to Reading festival, and i dont fancy being ill at a festival, that would suuuck.
the weather is so damn awful. i've just looked out the back window and noticed that our shed, oops, sorry "summer house", seems to have been attacked brutally by the wind. but im not gonna get dressed just to try and fix it. im quite happy all snuggly in my duvet at the computer
xxxxx