God!
Fuck sake!!
Other things with exclaimation points!!!
Hehe.
Went out tonight with my friend who got hammered n slept on my floor the other night. He wasn't drinking (surprise surprise) but his gf arrived along, seemingly to 'chaperone' things.
Seemingly I'm getting the blame for being a "bad influence" on my friends, "making" them go out n get drunk. "Making them go to clubs" etc.
And the girlfriends aren't happy. So instead of blaming the guys for being the same as ever, they are blaming me.
I think they are worried that since I'm single I'll attract women (clearly they've not been out with me, I have seemingly mastered the art of repelling them! hehe)
n the guys might be 'tempted' to do something as I've gotten them drunk.
These being my super evil plans of course.
I'm just a bitter soul who sits in his underground layer, with bats hanging from the celing, using my crime fighting lab to think up new ways to sabotage people relationships just cause I don't have a gf.
I tell you it's true.
I'd show you my layer but it doesn't photograph well with the dank,dark cavern lighting.
I even have my evil laugh perfected!
MuhahahaHAhahaHAhah
Got to play a PSP yesterday. Which is a good thing as they aren't out here till the 1st of September!!
Went out saturday night, to a girls 21st. She's a friend of a friend. Personally I must congratualte him on his choice of friends. God she was hot.
*sigh*
Got on famously with her but she was pretty preoccupied with her party n I didn't want to interefere.
She even got us all in free to a club in town after arguing with the bouncers n their manager. Was great, never seen someone get the better of them before. She did. Made her more attractive too for some reason!
Hehe.
She did break down n cry (literaly on my shoulder) inside after. But they didn't see it. So it was still a victory.
*dances*
Didn't drink much as I didn't feel like it. NIghtime on a saturday while sober is real different.
Somewhat creepy too.
Me and my extreeeeemly drunk friend raced snails after the club!
Go snail!
I named mine 'Leopold' and he took a glorious victory over little 'Hitler the Second'.
Though it did take 10mins to 'run' the course. And it was 4am and freezing.
But the glory of winning was warmth enough!
No hope of getting a cab so I walked home after making sure my friend got home in one drunken piece.
The entire journey was eerily quiet, empty, dark and mist/fog laden. Like some old horror flick with a dry ice machine.
Doo dee dooo dooo! Doo dee doooo doooo!
Was waiting for some weird hillbillys to stalk me from the trees n shag me up the bum.
(At least someone would have gotten some that night )
That's what I get for watching Deliverance before heading out.
I even thought of taking a pic of me on that street so the cops would be able to pin point my last location
Ok that was a 'sort-of-joke'. Kinda ment it but mostly didnt
Was an interesting night. Snail racing should become a regular fixture!
GO SNAILS!!!
Fuck sake!!
Other things with exclaimation points!!!
Hehe.
Went out tonight with my friend who got hammered n slept on my floor the other night. He wasn't drinking (surprise surprise) but his gf arrived along, seemingly to 'chaperone' things.
Seemingly I'm getting the blame for being a "bad influence" on my friends, "making" them go out n get drunk. "Making them go to clubs" etc.
And the girlfriends aren't happy. So instead of blaming the guys for being the same as ever, they are blaming me.
I think they are worried that since I'm single I'll attract women (clearly they've not been out with me, I have seemingly mastered the art of repelling them! hehe)
n the guys might be 'tempted' to do something as I've gotten them drunk.
These being my super evil plans of course.
I'm just a bitter soul who sits in his underground layer, with bats hanging from the celing, using my crime fighting lab to think up new ways to sabotage people relationships just cause I don't have a gf.
I tell you it's true.
I'd show you my layer but it doesn't photograph well with the dank,dark cavern lighting.
I even have my evil laugh perfected!
MuhahahaHAhahaHAhah
Got to play a PSP yesterday. Which is a good thing as they aren't out here till the 1st of September!!
Went out saturday night, to a girls 21st. She's a friend of a friend. Personally I must congratualte him on his choice of friends. God she was hot.
*sigh*
Got on famously with her but she was pretty preoccupied with her party n I didn't want to interefere.
She even got us all in free to a club in town after arguing with the bouncers n their manager. Was great, never seen someone get the better of them before. She did. Made her more attractive too for some reason!
Hehe.
She did break down n cry (literaly on my shoulder) inside after. But they didn't see it. So it was still a victory.
*dances*
Didn't drink much as I didn't feel like it. NIghtime on a saturday while sober is real different.
Somewhat creepy too.
Me and my extreeeeemly drunk friend raced snails after the club!
Go snail!
I named mine 'Leopold' and he took a glorious victory over little 'Hitler the Second'.
Though it did take 10mins to 'run' the course. And it was 4am and freezing.
But the glory of winning was warmth enough!
No hope of getting a cab so I walked home after making sure my friend got home in one drunken piece.
The entire journey was eerily quiet, empty, dark and mist/fog laden. Like some old horror flick with a dry ice machine.
Doo dee dooo dooo! Doo dee doooo doooo!
Was waiting for some weird hillbillys to stalk me from the trees n shag me up the bum.
(At least someone would have gotten some that night
)
That's what I get for watching Deliverance before heading out.
I even thought of taking a pic of me on that street so the cops would be able to pin point my last location
Ok that was a 'sort-of-joke'. Kinda ment it but mostly didnt
Was an interesting night. Snail racing should become a regular fixture!
GO SNAILS!!!
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oh&just so you know i havent been hiding in a dark corner all week
i finished my first year at uni on wed *woot* &i dragged my boyf down2my hometown2 hang out4the weekend
oooooh&i still demand u email me your add!!!
ive got something2post 2u dude you'll love it!