Happy moods are great.
I'm smiling like I've been newly lobotomised (might explain these mysterious scars on my forhead too...and to think my parents told me I got them falling on to our marble fireplace's iron rail as a kid...bastards).
Went out with a few friends the other night and ended up in a "fancy dress" party at a local club. We knew the owner so we got in 'fer nought' and one of the lads was molsted by Zorro!
She even cut a big 'Z' into him with her fingernail...then promptly buggered off when she'd had her fun
I tried to fit in by putting up my hood and pretending I was a Jedi....but no matter how many times I waved my hand the barmaid wouldn't give me free drink!
My powers must be weak (old man!)
Terrible pic of me but what are ya gonna do?!
Had exactly 3.4 pints spilled on me...
I mean it, I had to go stand under a fucking hand dryer for hours just to prevent my pants sticking to my legs in a horribly unfashionable way (darling!) hehe...
When I woke up the next morning my room STUNK of dried beer and that musty alcohol smell....ugh
Actually when I got home bout 5am my dog just looked at me in an accusing way
Just why do you smell like beer young man?!?"
Shall try to do it all again tonight!
I'm smiling like I've been newly lobotomised (might explain these mysterious scars on my forhead too...and to think my parents told me I got them falling on to our marble fireplace's iron rail as a kid...bastards).
Went out with a few friends the other night and ended up in a "fancy dress" party at a local club. We knew the owner so we got in 'fer nought' and one of the lads was molsted by Zorro!
She even cut a big 'Z' into him with her fingernail...then promptly buggered off when she'd had her fun
I tried to fit in by putting up my hood and pretending I was a Jedi....but no matter how many times I waved my hand the barmaid wouldn't give me free drink!
My powers must be weak (old man!)
Terrible pic of me but what are ya gonna do?!
Had exactly 3.4 pints spilled on me...
I mean it, I had to go stand under a fucking hand dryer for hours just to prevent my pants sticking to my legs in a horribly unfashionable way (darling!) hehe...
When I woke up the next morning my room STUNK of dried beer and that musty alcohol smell....ugh
Actually when I got home bout 5am my dog just looked at me in an accusing way
Just why do you smell like beer young man?!?"
Shall try to do it all again tonight!