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Monday Dec 24, 2007

Dec 24, 2007
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It's Christmas Eve and of course at this time of year one is supposed to ponder the wonderous miracle of Christ's birth.

Well, I have been. . . and here's what I came up with:
1) Mary was an unwilling participant in this whole thing, so isn't that technically rape?
2) If this happened in today's society, "God Rape" that is, Jesus would probably have been aborted, so good idea picking ancient times.
3) Why does God take such a 180 from the Old Testament to the New? From vengeful, spiteful God to "Aww, it's a puppy." God

I think I'm going to start believing in Superman instead. He's way more believable than Jesus. Also, his powers are way cooler.

So, everyone have a happy Kal-elmas!!!!
Cliff
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hahahahahahaah thats really old but its still fucking hilarious!


Just thought i would say hello, since your on my friends list and i haven't even had a conversation with you yet.
Aug 13, 2008

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