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i am eating an apple.

when i was a kid i used my dad's fileting knife to cut an apple and when i sheathed it, it cut through the case and my wrists. I bled everywhere, so now i got this scar on my wrist like i tried to kill myself, always a good conversation starter, though it has faded in recent years.

ok this...
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*this is what my journal would look like if I didn't have to fear the apocalypse*

why can't all fruits be like bananas, there are few things in this life i hate more than peeling an orange.

I want to get to know you all a little better. so first the easy ones. Superpower? and million dollars?

I love my dogs. they make it better....
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incumbered by idjits.

We had a limited amount of trick or treaters. and 90% of them didn't even wear costumes. or nothing.

I "decided" upon corporate america lucha, 2nd choice wrestling andy kaufman, i smell a theme.

ok.
i try to avoid boring all of my friends since many of you don't live in the states, but i've got to talk about the election tomorrow.

I early voted...
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this is what my journal would be if I were a birthday cake:

It's friday. what are you all going for as halloween? I'm got some stuff to make my costume last night. i'm going as ET, the extra terrestrial, so 80's.

It is Sarah's birthday tomorrow. she'll be 16, ahhh the life. We'll probably go to dave and buster's or something. i love those...
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here's a few things that make me happy.

getting my money's worth out of netflix.
how bo fishtails to me when i come home
when jo jumps out the window if left open
experimenting with food, and coming up with kickass cuisine
seeing anti bush stickers on cars other than my own
getting up early on my own
sleeping late
crossing things off my list...
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had to leave early last friday due to fumes in the office again.

not cool. i like my brain.

I saw I Heart Huckabee's this weekend and have a minor degree of renewed faith in cinema. I will post pics of the vacation very soon, (this is for you Boo)

the election is close, the start of basketball season is close, and the guy...
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Nothing much going on this weekend, check out the local film festival, maybe the hot springs doc fest, sleep, fix the shower, win the lottery.

saw shaun of the dead last night. sokay.

Here is a list of names for potential children.

F-Shenanigan, Cassidy, Miette, Siobahn,
M-Sundance, Marcus Blackstone, Hayden

Does altruism exist?

what are you wearing?

Are you going to finish that?

books i'm reading

Galapagos-vonnegut
A New Kind of Science - a new kind of scientist
and rereading a bunch of shakespeare.

listening to(this is for Oxh) the new tom waits, and the new old 97's i've got one going into each ear. don't worry about it.

I had some things drawn up for a new tattoo, that rhymes.

I dreamt that i was in...
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I'm still kinda sick because i only took care of myself enough to get through vacation, so there.

one of the crappy assed things that happened on said vacation is that on the way back, the airlines said that our tickets to fly back were reserved but not paid for, major f-up by air jamaica, but the only way to get home was to buy...
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