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Smithville, TN

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Thursday Sep 01, 2005

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last night i dreamt: i don't remember, it happens.

for the longest time i used the movie Van Helsing as my "I gotta make a movie" movie, or more precisely "hollywood needs me to make a movie so that the public doesn't have to sit through this crap" movie. but I did not vocalize my sentiments that often out of fear of hypocrasy because i had not seen Van helsing.

until now.

and i am here to tell you that it is quite possibly one of the worst films ever made.
160 million with an "M" to make this waste of time and space that made me douse my eyes with tobasco.

it happens

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
loslope:
Hey, happy Friday. Are you drunk yet? Good. (see how a non commital statement can work either way?)
Sep 2, 2005
darklis:
Ouch. Tabasco eyeballs are de shitz. robot
Sep 2, 2005

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