boys o boy, kids... the great ass crack debate is solved:
answers (in order of usefulness):
1.) do nothing; lick lips
2.) do nothing; snicker deceitfully
3.) grab one cheek, smile, and say 'how bout them apples?" -- run.
4.) run; do not grab cheek; do not pass go.
5.) pour ass-eating bacteria down said pants; snicker deceitfully. (rainwolfkin is our lucky winner!!!)
thanks for playing, everybody!
more to come... in the meantime, some sage summer advice for my favorite people!
answers (in order of usefulness):
1.) do nothing; lick lips
2.) do nothing; snicker deceitfully
3.) grab one cheek, smile, and say 'how bout them apples?" -- run.
4.) run; do not grab cheek; do not pass go.
5.) pour ass-eating bacteria down said pants; snicker deceitfully. (rainwolfkin is our lucky winner!!!)
thanks for playing, everybody!
more to come... in the meantime, some sage summer advice for my favorite people!
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hey, my fucking pics are back, except i just updated my journal. crap, crap, crap!