So let's talk Montreal.....
so on Friday I left my parents place in Pickering because I borrowed my sisters car, stopped at timmy's picked up 2 teas and hopped on the 401 and hauled ass.
I was by myself so I had windows down, music blaring. Mighty mighty bosstones, Bloodhound Gang, Fat music compilations and Beastie Boys Played on while I rocked out. Zipping through Kingston I decided not to stop. I still had a tea and a half and didn't have to pee.
Now I was going with the flow of traffic in some small county in the middle of nowhere when we were all going around this bend and all of a sudden everyone started slowing down. I was pumped for Mtl so I passed those slow pokes who where cool til they slowed down so around the bend I got and then saw the O.P.P. officer with radar sitting there, I looked down at my speed..... fuck. so I slowed down waited till he was behind me, I didn't know whether to pull over before he turned his lights on, what's the proper procedure? so he turned his lights on and I pulled over. So I said "hi."
He said "hey, so you know I pulled you over for speeding?"
I replied "Oh I know" grinning nodding my head. we both knew what was up.
"I clocked you at XXXkm"
"Gasp, geez."
"where are you headed?"
"To Montreal to see some friends."
"Any particular reason you where going that fast?" he asked like in a Dude really? kind of tone
"Not paying attention." I sighed staring at the floor kind of the car, kind of ashamed.
"Ok. I just need your license, registration and insurance then please."
"Ya sure."
so I gave him the papers
he said he would be a minute.
As I waited and was all like fuck great demerit points. I realized I had no shirt on. It was like I was on COPS. He came back and said "It was going to be a $$$ ticket but I knocked it down to $$"
"Thank you SO much."
"So how long did that tattoo take?"
"Oh" looking down at the new tattoo of trains I am getting done. "6 1/2 hours so far"
"Wow, it's nice but how long total will it take total?"
"Probably another six, so 12 total. I get my work done at seven crowns in Toronto. I really dig there work."
"Ya it looks good......... well have a good trip. Drive safe."
"Ok thanks. I will."
"Drive safe."
"I will."
So I proceeded on my way. when he said Ya it looks good and paused made me wonder why he really lowered the Ticket? Conclusion Never wearing a shirt again while driving because you never know if a gay cop will pull you over.
I made it to MTL at 5:30, met up with my Friends I met in Cuba. It was awesome! we went to some bar on St Denis. Then My buddy Jeff showed up who I haven't seen in 4 years. so I ended up crashing on his floor.
woke up and went downtown to meet up with Ama Pod and Dcruz. After checking out pride and getting free swag we went to the record store Beatniks on St Denis. I bought some vinyl. Love that vinyl. Then we went for drinks. then Ice Cream. Then Tea.
Then more drinks at Le Sainte Elizabeth. I totally recommend this bar, If you go to Montreal go here. Nice terrace out back, Good music and hot waitresses. I left then shortly rejoined Ama Pod and Dcruz and convinced them to go to the Strippers with me. We checked out Cleopatra's. Like a strip club out of Miami vice it was Nice and sleazy.
Got a dance from a girl named akea but I called her Ikea. I don't think she found it funny. She decided to keep dancing and not ask if I wanted to continue. So 7 songs later she mentions it's ten dollars a song. Being a good sport I say one more. so after that I decided I had spent enough money we left the club and tried to find out were Ama Pod was staying cause the person she was crashing with disappeared. Some time after 3 we found her place. Then started to head to the Ontario border so I could sleep in a motel there so I could get a jump start in the morning to head back to Toronto. Well they closed the Highway I was on half way so I had to get off and take a detour got lost. So I said fuck it turned around and headed back to the highway I was on pulled into a plaza and slept in the car until the Highway opened.
Woke up all sweaty looked at my watch it was 9:30. Time to head home. So started the car and did just that. Stopping at a service station for two more tea's change my shirt. Got back to Pickering at 2:30.
love that City of MTL, Maybe I'll move there one day......
so how was your weekends?
so on Friday I left my parents place in Pickering because I borrowed my sisters car, stopped at timmy's picked up 2 teas and hopped on the 401 and hauled ass.
I was by myself so I had windows down, music blaring. Mighty mighty bosstones, Bloodhound Gang, Fat music compilations and Beastie Boys Played on while I rocked out. Zipping through Kingston I decided not to stop. I still had a tea and a half and didn't have to pee.
Now I was going with the flow of traffic in some small county in the middle of nowhere when we were all going around this bend and all of a sudden everyone started slowing down. I was pumped for Mtl so I passed those slow pokes who where cool til they slowed down so around the bend I got and then saw the O.P.P. officer with radar sitting there, I looked down at my speed..... fuck. so I slowed down waited till he was behind me, I didn't know whether to pull over before he turned his lights on, what's the proper procedure? so he turned his lights on and I pulled over. So I said "hi."
He said "hey, so you know I pulled you over for speeding?"
I replied "Oh I know" grinning nodding my head. we both knew what was up.
"I clocked you at XXXkm"
"Gasp, geez."
"where are you headed?"
"To Montreal to see some friends."
"Any particular reason you where going that fast?" he asked like in a Dude really? kind of tone
"Not paying attention." I sighed staring at the floor kind of the car, kind of ashamed.
"Ok. I just need your license, registration and insurance then please."
"Ya sure."
so I gave him the papers
he said he would be a minute.
As I waited and was all like fuck great demerit points. I realized I had no shirt on. It was like I was on COPS. He came back and said "It was going to be a $$$ ticket but I knocked it down to $$"
"Thank you SO much."
"So how long did that tattoo take?"
"Oh" looking down at the new tattoo of trains I am getting done. "6 1/2 hours so far"
"Wow, it's nice but how long total will it take total?"
"Probably another six, so 12 total. I get my work done at seven crowns in Toronto. I really dig there work."
"Ya it looks good......... well have a good trip. Drive safe."
"Ok thanks. I will."
"Drive safe."
"I will."
So I proceeded on my way. when he said Ya it looks good and paused made me wonder why he really lowered the Ticket? Conclusion Never wearing a shirt again while driving because you never know if a gay cop will pull you over.
I made it to MTL at 5:30, met up with my Friends I met in Cuba. It was awesome! we went to some bar on St Denis. Then My buddy Jeff showed up who I haven't seen in 4 years. so I ended up crashing on his floor.
woke up and went downtown to meet up with Ama Pod and Dcruz. After checking out pride and getting free swag we went to the record store Beatniks on St Denis. I bought some vinyl. Love that vinyl. Then we went for drinks. then Ice Cream. Then Tea.
Then more drinks at Le Sainte Elizabeth. I totally recommend this bar, If you go to Montreal go here. Nice terrace out back, Good music and hot waitresses. I left then shortly rejoined Ama Pod and Dcruz and convinced them to go to the Strippers with me. We checked out Cleopatra's. Like a strip club out of Miami vice it was Nice and sleazy.
Got a dance from a girl named akea but I called her Ikea. I don't think she found it funny. She decided to keep dancing and not ask if I wanted to continue. So 7 songs later she mentions it's ten dollars a song. Being a good sport I say one more. so after that I decided I had spent enough money we left the club and tried to find out were Ama Pod was staying cause the person she was crashing with disappeared. Some time after 3 we found her place. Then started to head to the Ontario border so I could sleep in a motel there so I could get a jump start in the morning to head back to Toronto. Well they closed the Highway I was on half way so I had to get off and take a detour got lost. So I said fuck it turned around and headed back to the highway I was on pulled into a plaza and slept in the car until the Highway opened.
Woke up all sweaty looked at my watch it was 9:30. Time to head home. So started the car and did just that. Stopping at a service station for two more tea's change my shirt. Got back to Pickering at 2:30.
love that City of MTL, Maybe I'll move there one day......
so how was your weekends?
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