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Top Ten Baseball Euphemisms For Sex


10. Working the rosin bag

9. Comebacker

8. Charging the mound

7. Riding the pine

6. Jerking one into the seats

5. Coming from behind

4. Doubleheader

3. Going deep in the hole

2. The big unit

1. Visiting Busch Stadium

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iamtony:
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ativan101:
Heah, thanks for the invite........if I'm still in the city on Friday I'll give it a go, but I get out of work early on Thursday for a luncheon & I'd planned to go home to Ct. for the Holiday weekend, because I took Friday off. But who knows things could change! Thanks again you're a doll! wink
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Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Hiking Naked


10. "DoI have a long enough walking stick?"

9. "Should I have hired an experienced nude trail guide?"

8. "Does it still count as nude hiking if I'm wearing lip balm?"

7. "Will I have to serve my jail term naked"

6. "Are there safer ways to embarrass my family and friends?"

5. "Were do I...
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susannahjoy:
AAGH!!! that is like, my biggest pet peeve EVER!!!!!!!! leave the diagnostics and the cure solutions to my doctor, ok? why would i go to a chiropracter when imitrex works great? i hate it when people do that. it's never ending. "why dont you try (fill in the blank here)?" gee, i dunno totally unqualified person, maybe cuz what i'm doing now actually works? grrs. ok, sorry, i realize that you didnt know that that bugs me so much, so i forgive you. but no more!!! and thank you for your sympathy. i feel much better now. (i mean, since i took the medicine my migraines gone, not i feel better now that i've ranted at you... that's kinda mean. if i was a better person i'd just delete it. but i'm not.)
tigress:
Number 5 cracked me up simply because that one would totally boggle my mind tongue
you hike? or you just another wanna be nudey hiker dude? tongue

Sorry, it's 3:30 am and my brain is in stupid mode. skull
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lets see...its monday frown .... but i have visions of sugar booties dancing in my head kiss

? for ya..if you won a free vacation for you and a friend any where in the world (1 week) where would you go & who would you take?

me=jamaica(i've never been) & a bootie loaded w/ tons of sugar wink
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rayn:
Serious? I might take you up on that.
lunna:
Aww. Yeah that would be fun too. kiss
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its sunday and im unmotivated. surreal
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rayn:
Thank you!!

Sorry to be suc a bummer the other day.
esmee:
awww. ok i tried to send you happy and warm vibes, it probably didn't work though. although i'm fairly certain the warmth should arrive in like 2 or 3 months, when it does get there you know who sent it! :p
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has anyone found an ear on the street? my ear froze and fell off some where around broadway and canal yesterday. frown if you have, call 646-644-3825. its the "frozen ear fell off" hot line for new york. frown
tigress:
Damn man, that's some serious shit! eeek
esmee:
ouch. its cold here today too! like 65 or something.
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whats your new years resolution?

me

1. go to buring man.

for the past 3 years ive been saying that i was going to do it, but this is the year. anyone want to go? do you know anyone that's been?

for those of you who dont know what it is, it's basically a week long party in the desert w/ 35 thousand people.
http://www.burningman.com/...
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lunna:
I actually would like to visit there. If I do, I'll let you know. kiss
freyja__:
i would suggest you come to one of our public events and get to know some of the people. that would probably be the quickest way for you. there will be tons of us at the burlesque tour show, i'm sure.
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love eeek love eeek happy new years to all the freaks! love eeek love eeek



eeek eeek eeek eeek i loaded new pics including some of my new ink eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek
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soulessone:
Thanks for the welcome to my niece, Tony!
Happy new year's!!
esmee:
happy new year! smile
how was your visit with the sexy girl? shes hot...
um what else was i going to say
oooooh yeah, nice tat! thats going to look wicked
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frown whatever love eeek
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there's new pics of my new ink.
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saturday the 27th i have a 5 hour appointment w/ the chair of torture at tomatoe tattoo. i am getting my back peice outlined. eeek im kinda excited!
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vomitious:
hope all went well with the inking.

i'm going to start the tube socks fan club, wanna join? tongue
lunna:
Dropping in to say I have something cool for you. Want to have it? ok, kiss kiss

Have fun with your new tat!
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im in chicago, at my folks until sunday. its sooo fucking cold here. happy festivus too all! biggrin

ps its a festivus for the rest of us!
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vomitious:
HAHA! i am in love with your comment. SO cute.

have fun in chicago and enjoy the END of the fucking holiday season! tongue
lunna:
Thank you for the sweet and cute comment. You are such a dear. kiss