Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You
10. You find a .22 buried in the litter box
9. "Fluffy" has been scratched into your will
8. your'e cats newest friends are named "fat tony" & "knukles"
7. The threatening meows on your answering machine
6. Your cat is on the episode of Springer titled "I Want My Owner Dead"
5. He's been seen hanging out with the dog who's trying to kill you
4. Newspaper calls to confirm obituary for next week, "Hated pet owner meets violent end"
3. Top step of your basement stairs is covered with slippery layer of Fancy Feast
2. To tune of Meow Mix song sings, "Kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill"
1. You overheard your cat on the phone with Robert Blake's cat
10. You find a .22 buried in the litter box
9. "Fluffy" has been scratched into your will
8. your'e cats newest friends are named "fat tony" & "knukles"
7. The threatening meows on your answering machine
6. Your cat is on the episode of Springer titled "I Want My Owner Dead"
5. He's been seen hanging out with the dog who's trying to kill you
4. Newspaper calls to confirm obituary for next week, "Hated pet owner meets violent end"
3. Top step of your basement stairs is covered with slippery layer of Fancy Feast
2. To tune of Meow Mix song sings, "Kill kill kill kill, kill kill kill kill"
1. You overheard your cat on the phone with Robert Blake's cat
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Your room is still for rent?
I haven't even thought about the show except to ask a friend to get me a ticket. I have been up for two days straight. My mom was doing really bad today and I thought I was going to have to cancel. I will try and take a pick of whatever I throw together so you can see
Have fun at the dance and let me know how it goes.
I think I am going to put a SG logo on the back of my shirt.