Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Hiking Naked
10. "DoI have a long enough walking stick?"
9. "Should I have hired an experienced nude trail guide?"
8. "Does it still count as nude hiking if I'm wearing lip balm?"
7. "Will I have to serve my jail term naked"
6. "Are there safer ways to embarrass my family and friends?"
5. "Were do I keep my water bottle?"
4. "Will I be pitching a tent?"
3. "How would poison ivy affect my sex life?"
2. "What are the chances I'll come home with an assful of thorns?"
1. "Whats wrong with me?"
10. "DoI have a long enough walking stick?"
9. "Should I have hired an experienced nude trail guide?"
8. "Does it still count as nude hiking if I'm wearing lip balm?"
7. "Will I have to serve my jail term naked"
6. "Are there safer ways to embarrass my family and friends?"
5. "Were do I keep my water bottle?"
4. "Will I be pitching a tent?"
3. "How would poison ivy affect my sex life?"
2. "What are the chances I'll come home with an assful of thorns?"
1. "Whats wrong with me?"
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you hike? or you just another wanna be nudey hiker dude?
Sorry, it's 3:30 am and my brain is in stupid mode.