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Monday Jan 12, 2004

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Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Hiking Naked


10. "DoI have a long enough walking stick?"

9. "Should I have hired an experienced nude trail guide?"

8. "Does it still count as nude hiking if I'm wearing lip balm?"

7. "Will I have to serve my jail term naked"

6. "Are there safer ways to embarrass my family and friends?"

5. "Were do I keep my water bottle?"

4. "Will I be pitching a tent?"

3. "How would poison ivy affect my sex life?"

2. "What are the chances I'll come home with an assful of thorns?"

1. "Whats wrong with me?"

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susannahjoy:
AAGH!!! that is like, my biggest pet peeve EVER!!!!!!!! leave the diagnostics and the cure solutions to my doctor, ok? why would i go to a chiropracter when imitrex works great? i hate it when people do that. it's never ending. "why dont you try (fill in the blank here)?" gee, i dunno totally unqualified person, maybe cuz what i'm doing now actually works? grrs. ok, sorry, i realize that you didnt know that that bugs me so much, so i forgive you. but no more!!! and thank you for your sympathy. i feel much better now. (i mean, since i took the medicine my migraines gone, not i feel better now that i've ranted at you... that's kinda mean. if i was a better person i'd just delete it. but i'm not.)
Jan 12, 2004
tigress:
Number 5 cracked me up simply because that one would totally boggle my mind tongue
you hike? or you just another wanna be nudey hiker dude? tongue

Sorry, it's 3:30 am and my brain is in stupid mode. skull
Jan 12, 2004

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