iamthelizardking

wow, LONG time since i've updated.

for those of you who got pissy, piss off.


i'm going home in a month and 5 days!!!!!! then it's off to kill tom, as you've previously read about.

I GOT NEW BOOTS!!! check the pictures.

my hair is in DESPERATE need of color, but i'm scared to bleach it, because it's only been a month, and i don't wash it or take care of it at all, so i think i'll toast what has been previously bleached. this will make the fourth time for bleaching my ends, bah.

so, some fat girl from nashville wants to booze me up with PBR (the only good thing she'd do), bring me back to her house and bang me. yep, bad action.

so, all you good lookin' girls, stop on by and have some tyler sex.

also, why do condoms have the resivior tip? who produces the SINGLE DROP that actually fits in there?

any chicks dig loggers? yep, i'm going to be one.

lame, this girlie that i hang out with told me my arms are getting "more defined". that's the last thing i want out of working out to kill tom. all i want is to be stronger. eh, we'll see what happens.

also, check the pictures page, tell me what you think of my newest endeavor for when i go back home. i, personally think she's fucking BEAUTIFUL.

wow, i updated a lot of shit. you guys just need to hassle me to update more, that's all.

take it easy

tyler