iamthelaw

Being a litigator brings its own genre of anxiety dreams.

I dreamed recently that I was in court at calendar call waiting to give an oral argument on a false arrest case. I was sitting quietly, looking at my notes and thumbing through my iPhone.

The Clerk called my case. I stood up, adjusted my tie, walked confidently up to the bench and, as I opened my mouth to give what was s well and eloquent argument in my head, all that came out was the blaring sound of a fog horn.

Tell me I'm not the only one. .