iamspoonbender

do they even know what they were doing when they invented donuts? it's like the monkey trap - you know, the one where the monkey sticks his hand in this contraption to get the prize and he can't get his hand out because he's too stubborn to let go.

donuts rule, but they can hurt you. they put an inner tube around your belly, and sometimes they can make you sick.

like right now. ugh.