Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin. Behind his beard is another fist.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair does not grow on steel.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris died ten tears ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them.
And in other news: I have a home! Huzzah. Where you ask, anticipation dripping from your waiting lips? Answer? Same place I used to live before I moved into the multi-colored mold hole I'm now living in. Right below it, actually. Signed the lease today, place is mine on the first. So, to anyone I haven't seen in a year, if you come in to visit I'm in the same place I was when you left.
. . .I never should have moved last year. Man, what a hassle. But yay for clean home! Woot.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles because hair does not grow on steel.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris died ten tears ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than death can process them.
And in other news: I have a home! Huzzah. Where you ask, anticipation dripping from your waiting lips? Answer? Same place I used to live before I moved into the multi-colored mold hole I'm now living in. Right below it, actually. Signed the lease today, place is mine on the first. So, to anyone I haven't seen in a year, if you come in to visit I'm in the same place I was when you left.
. . .I never should have moved last year. Man, what a hassle. But yay for clean home! Woot.
thats my fave