The next time you are having a bad day imagine this:
You're a siamese twin
Your brother, attached at the shoulder is gay
You are not gay
He has a date coming over tonite
You only have one ass.

I hate my job. Not like most people hate their jobs but my hate is starting to overflow into homicidal tendancies with a light sprinkling of narssasitic rage. I really need to get away from it for a while 1 or 2 days here and there are not enough to settle the feelings of pure hatred anymore........

For I_Zombie

The ax hits him midsentence, straight in the face, its thick blade chopping sideways into his open mouth, shutting him up. Paul's eyes look up at me, then involuntarily roll back into his head, then back at me, and suddenly his hands are trying to grab at the handle, but the shock of the blow has sapped his strength. There's no blood at...
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Well tonight was my first game of hockey in like 7 or 8 years and I'm not as shitty as I thought i'd be. Got 2 assists and a few shot on goal. Its a little different running around and not being on skates, alot more work. But I feel great even after stopping a slap shot with my pelvis and another one with my...
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things are going great with me and my girlfriend. tonight is my first game of hockey I will have plaayed in about 7 years since my knee injury I hope I dont totally suck at it. Anywyas thats about all I have to say nothing else really happening. Oh and if you all haven't seen it yet go see Sin City it rules 6 of...
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I finally got myself a girlfriend... sorry ladies look like i'm off the market.

I was once a man before I transformed
into this molester, freshly deceased children
You have born, torn by my rape
The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate

Pleasure from the dead, complete satisfaction
I open the coffin
Sick thoughts run through my head as I stare
At the dead, over and over, I can't escape
I begin the dead...
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Stab hack slash kill
Stab hack slash kill

Kick down the door
In a barbaric rage
franticly slashing all that stand in my way
stab another face
slit another throat
my intention is to mutilate them
People are screaming it feed my hate
Hack through the crowd blood is splashing on my face
I only see red
rage exploding
two knives one mind my hate...
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you're getting closer to pushing me off of life's little edge
cause i'm a loser and sooner or later you know i'll be dead

Whelp asked a girl out on st pats that i really lliked and she pretty much rejected me "I don't date friends and co workers"

WTF is wrong with me? Am I disfigured or thing thats so horrible? Or do you girls only like assholes I don't fucking get it anymore. I'm sick of this single shit but I guess thats all I'll ever be....
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