Went down to the Police Department to try and get on the force....
My, how far down I've sunk. Kevin, a pig.
I should be qualified. I'm bitter, I hate people my age, I like to take out my frustrations on others, I'm open to bribes, I love donuts-if that doesn't qualify me for police work, I dont know what does!
Yea, it pays dick-but I'm a single male, it's perfectly good money for my lifestyle.
-Kevin
My, how far down I've sunk. Kevin, a pig.
I should be qualified. I'm bitter, I hate people my age, I like to take out my frustrations on others, I'm open to bribes, I love donuts-if that doesn't qualify me for police work, I dont know what does!
Yea, it pays dick-but I'm a single male, it's perfectly good money for my lifestyle.
-Kevin
black_tar_heroin:
to bad you can't be a stormtrooper. right?