Apparently I haven't posted for a while (missed an entire year actually) so, since I'm as uncommunicative as ever, let me at least add this little joke that some twisted soul passed along to me (God love all the twisted souls!):
(Cape Breton Humour)
The "Crabby" Wife
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in Ingonish, a man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
"We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife said one Mountie.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good
news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news first."
The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your
wife's body in the bay."
Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good
news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow
crabs and 6 good size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The Mountie said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."
(Cape Breton Humour)
The "Crabby" Wife
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in Ingonish, a man
answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
"We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife said one Mountie.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good
news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, "Give me the bad news first."
The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your
wife's body in the bay."
Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good
news?"
The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow
crabs and 6 good size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"
The Mountie said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow."