And not one day earlier I had a different visitor. From the day I first saw her I turned to my friend and said to him "dude, if I were ever to cheat on Brittany, it would be with her". And I was heartbroken to learn that even though she was the same age as me, she was married. And we talked. And we...
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It's begun.
And the thing that sucks the most is that I'm so lazy and I don't want to change!
I always said that when I started to actually get fat, I would do something about it. And sitting on the bench at soccer tonight I was able to grab a whole roll of fat on my belly. Worst case scenerio. I eat nothing but...
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And the thing that sucks the most is that I'm so lazy and I don't want to change!
I always said that when I started to actually get fat, I would do something about it. And sitting on the bench at soccer tonight I was able to grab a whole roll of fat on my belly. Worst case scenerio. I eat nothing but...
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aaronsrod:
I just dropped by to see how you where doin, have a great weekend mate 
good luck with the exercise thing I am not a fan but I am doing it haha but then I am already fat
good luck with the exercise thing I am not a fan but I am doing it haha but then I am already fatI just finished watching "The Last Horror Movie". Fucking bastard. Had me looking over my shoulder towards the noises at the computer.
cleverthings:
Are you making fun of me?!! *looks suspiciously at comment*
Will suck dick for money
Well. It seems as though I'm spending a week in Sydney in mid-August, as well as a weekend in Brisbane in mid-October for Taste Of Chaos (free ticket, freakin' close seats!). My plans of saving for a better life in Brisbane next year seem to be getting further away. Claire Danes has some tiny, tiny boobs. Such a pity. I...
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Well. It seems as though I'm spending a week in Sydney in mid-August, as well as a weekend in Brisbane in mid-October for Taste Of Chaos (free ticket, freakin' close seats!). My plans of saving for a better life in Brisbane next year seem to be getting further away. Claire Danes has some tiny, tiny boobs. Such a pity. I...
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punchdrunkblake:
what is the sydney visit for?
alcoholism, no doubt..
i shall prepare the red carpet
alcoholism, no doubt..
i shall prepare the red carpet
I'm afraid.
Nai's sick. Fucking AGAIN. She has been non-commital to this gig all week long, but I think I am at the point where I have talked her in to being OK with it. I'm not OK with it. In recent memory, there has been something about every gig that she has had a problem with. I understand that she's sick. And maybe I'm...
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Nai's sick. Fucking AGAIN. She has been non-commital to this gig all week long, but I think I am at the point where I have talked her in to being OK with it. I'm not OK with it. In recent memory, there has been something about every gig that she has had a problem with. I understand that she's sick. And maybe I'm...
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vampiress:
Nah, don't know your cousin. Geelong must be bigger than I thought. xoxox Have a nice day/night because I am, it's 2:35am and I'm somewhat intoxicated. xoxox wow...you get lots of kisses and hugs. Woo, go virtual affection.
punchdrunkblake:
sticks seem to be about the size of 5Bs.. weighted towards the front.. the butt end of the stick is tapered and thickens out which is fucking awsome; i think that's the major advantage with these..
i saw a similar write up on that lateralus thing a while back.. fuck those mathematical geniuses.. think i might just kick out some jams mars volta style and hit record on the tape deck
i saw a similar write up on that lateralus thing a while back.. fuck those mathematical geniuses.. think i might just kick out some jams mars volta style and hit record on the tape deck
I am in dire need of a massive change. I don't feel like I need to repeat the entire thing (for my own sake) because blackphoenix has been so lovely as to listen to my little cry. But I need to move. I *think* I know what I might want to do, after thinking about it for like.. half an hour. But if anyone has...
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vampiress:
You should come down to Australia to visit me, so I can bite you. Muhahah! 
vampiress:
Oh....how embarrassing, I thought you were from America from some reason. Well, in that case, perhaps you should leave hot, steamy Townsville and come down to the cold-blooded state. My cousin lives in Townsville, so perhaps you can bring him down for me.
Maybe I'll start working out or something.
Working out = Making out.
At least that's what I'm telling myself this week.
Working out = Making out.
At least that's what I'm telling myself this week.
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blackphoenix:
Lol I know, ain't photo #2 great?!!! But I think I agree, I like the third one better. Yep.
kebabski:
yeah i been planning to get fit for the past three years. this year i went to the gym three weeks in a row. like, three saturdaysin a row. today for breakfast i had chocolate. yeah you see my point. maybe.
Ow. Ow.
40 minutes. From 43's door to my door. 40 minutes. My stuff sort of burns from the walking. And my fingers are stupid for the typing, even though they did not walk or work, save for a text message forwarded to 3 people, and a reply to MissShell. But I don't feel completely fine.
Myspace is a strange thing. On my way...
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40 minutes. From 43's door to my door. 40 minutes. My stuff sort of burns from the walking. And my fingers are stupid for the typing, even though they did not walk or work, save for a text message forwarded to 3 people, and a reply to MissShell. But I don't feel completely fine.
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viiolaine:
awwwe 
tomorrow is another day !
tomorrow is another day !
punchdrunkblake:
people who are offended by jokes need to know the power of action is far greater..
fuck scolding pizza topping; i initiate the challenge to eat a pizza upside down
let love lead the way... to india where i'll buy a hut and spend the next 40 years meditating on human suffering..
where are you going for the socceros match?
fuck scolding pizza topping; i initiate the challenge to eat a pizza upside down
let love lead the way... to india where i'll buy a hut and spend the next 40 years meditating on human suffering..
where are you going for the socceros match?
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cleverthings:
Kisses???!!!! KISSES!!!???? Tell me!!!
Also, you're wonderful and fantastic. All the time. *hugs*
Also, you're wonderful and fantastic. All the time. *hugs*
punchdrunkblake:
huggles and kwisses; from whom if i may inquire?
I don't feel like doing ANYTHING today. So what's new? I always do this. I'm feeling bored, lazy, hungry, dirty (even though I showered not 11 hours ago, and most of those 11 hours were spent in bed sleeping). I can't go to the toilet because I left my groceries at work and have no toilet paper. I have to go call this club about...
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punchdrunkblake:
amen to finding some sort of day time job that gets you on track with the rest of the world's body clock..
maybe my cycle of going to bed at 4am and waking up at midday is my calling to keep that pattern and move to LA..
...or maybe not
maybe my cycle of going to bed at 4am and waking up at midday is my calling to keep that pattern and move to LA..
...or maybe not
blackphoenix:
Dude. I had an exam and your day still sucks worse than mine. Much sympathy.
Clarify please