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I just spent a week back at home. I was checking my house out with all of my mum's furniture in it, with the new tiles, and the intention of trying to make some cosmetic improvements to the place. I quickly became overwhelmed by the task and achieved nothing. It will need to be a work-in-progress while I save money to pay someone else to...
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In just under 3 weeks, I won't have to listen to another asshole slam a door in my house, leave pee on the toilet seat, spaghetti on the floor, tobacco on the dining room table, hair and makeup all over the vanity, not fix the shower door they've just broken, leave all manner of drawers and doors open, leave heaters/televisions/lights on and leave the house
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This will be riddled with typos as I'm on my iPad.

Part 2 was a sad story. The last blog I wrote (not counting last night, because this is part 2 of last night.. Or my ply for my shithousemates instagram account..), I was talking about how I was in a state of regret and despair. Inconsolable. And working myself up to asking my ex...
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I'm well overdue for an update. And there will be photos.


I won't go chronologically, because it's mostly bad/sad/depressing shit. I'll start with the good/normal stuff.

My weekend has been alright. I laid in bed watching The Simpsons on Saturday morning until about midday. I had planned on just getting the tram down to Camberwell and having some lunch, maybe buy a new TV series...
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Keep up to date with the asshole things my housemates do on instagram! Look for @shithousemates and the #badhousemates hashtag.

They will probably find it. AND WANT TO MOVE OUT?!

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It's been two weeks since I last wrote.

I'm not sure whether it's because nothing important has happened, or if nothing seems important to me at the moment.

On one hand, I've been deep in the depths of organizing house-buying. It's stressful and expensive, and hard to do in between work. Because these are things that need to be done during the day, on weekdays....
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i_am_ghost:
You are the second person to suggest yogs or meditation to me in the past 10 minutes @damian_stark haha - the gods are speaking to me. Teach me some shit @cardinals
damian_stark:
*throws up the horns*You won't regret it. As for meditation, you'll find what works best for you. For me, it's walking. I let my mind wander instead of blanking it, and pay only reactive attention to my surroundings (enough to keep me alive). Music's a huge part of it, too. Relaxation through over-stimulation... shouldn't work, but it does it for me.
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So I'm a home owner.

I spent 4 days at home (home home) over the weekend. Caught up with every friend imaginable. Saw my mum, saw my dad, saw my brother and his girlfriend, and had a whole lot of happy times with all of my loved ones. Two of my friends who no longer live there anymore happened upon the town at the same...
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emmameow:
Are you kidding? They broke the shower door AGAIN?? Wtf are they doing in there, having rough sex? Also congratulations on becoming a home owner! That's so cool and not so easy in Australia's economic state at the moment. I honestly can't believe I missed this blog... I have been thinking to myself over the last few weeks that iv missed some of my favourite members blogs and clicked onto your page to write you a quick note saying that iv noticed your absence and that I hope your well and that you sorted your housemate issues... Then I saw this blog haha it sucks you can't do anything about them now :( you can't find replacements and kick them out?
i_am_ghost:
Haha nice to know you were thinking of me @emmameow. I'm going to blog tonight. I have thought about kicking them out, especially now knowing thet they didn't fill the paperwork out to get themselves on the lease. But it I'd just not a good time for me to be without they extra money and giving them their bond back. I'll update on it all later tonight! After agama of Thrones :)
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I hate my housemates.

The older I get the grumpier I become. I will definitely be an old man on a porch in a rocking chair, watching the kids play in the street and yell at them when their ball goes in my yard.

But mostly I hate my housemates.

It's been 4 weeks today since they moved in. They committed to 6 months and
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tez:
You need to set some ground rules, and put a lock on the door! If they don't like the ground rules, they can fuck off!
i_am_ghost:
@tez it's kind of just that they suck at life. Like,they try to clean up, they just do a shit job of it. Things like that. I csnt train them to be better at life. I cant be their mum. They need to just be better. At life. 
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Because I'm doing nothing :/

I want to go to this, and I'm going to go to this whether anyone else I know goes to it or not. Because I want to see The Almost. Because I love The Almost. And I will be a loser there by myself if I have to, but I'd prefer not to.

I've never been here. There's nothing on
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Today, I got hit in the face with a soccer ball. Then, a little bit later, I got hit in the face with a soccer ball.

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almost_missed:
Man the soccer ball sure have a grudge with you =\
stingerstung:
Maybe.. just maybe you should stay away from them balls
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I'm feeling a little bit lost today. Instead of being in Queensland, making good on the plans I'd made to catch up with friends who I haven't seen in years, searching for an investment property, seeing my family and having no spare time to do everything I want to do, I'm stuck back in Melbourne devoid of plans, direction and motivation.

My flights were cancelled...
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almost_missed:
You guys get full refunds? Over here they only pay back a bloody partial amount!
i_am_ghost:
In the event of a natural disaster @almost_missed they reschedule your flight or give you flight credits to the value but if I'd gone for a refund I would've only gotten a partial. 
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All of my Melbourne friends have wives and children. Friday nights are super boring.

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user2470270074:
Haha he barely performs! I just play tetris if no console. You should still keep your ps3, in case you want to play your old games or old profiles.
i_am_ghost:
I can't cancel the auction now @shark_! Plus it's funding the PS4. And the part where he gets on his high horse because someone stole his phone is the best piece of acting I've ever seen haha