A recent conversation I had:
"So did you have to go to school to be a stagehand?"
"No"
"You didn't need to learn any special skills?"
"No"
..."What did you do?"
"I fixed things with tape, I plugged things in and pointed things at other things, I pushed, pulled, and lifted stuff, later in life just pointed and yelled at people"
"Do you think I could be a stagehand?"
"No, you ask too many questions"
"So did you have to go to school to be a stagehand?"
"No"
"You didn't need to learn any special skills?"
"No"
..."What did you do?"
"I fixed things with tape, I plugged things in and pointed things at other things, I pushed, pulled, and lifted stuff, later in life just pointed and yelled at people"
"Do you think I could be a stagehand?"
"No, you ask too many questions"
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aldremech:
Maybe I should wait and loot some tires 
aldremech:
After living in my own houses, having dickbag neighbors that sound like they are washing bowling balls in the bathroom upstairs can go away. I like my space and quiet living more than any potential amenities.