we will never work Sundance again... insanely cold!!!
oh sure it's a cool event and all, but I think South Park hits it on the money, with Mr. Hankey... you know, the episode with the film festival...
anyhow, it was the motivation for starting this list of reasons to leave Utah and go to LV:
1. it's fucking cold!
2. twice the money, and more work, to choose from.
3. cheap prime rib!
4. anything, any day, any time, all the time!
5. beyond the "Zion Curtain", where I can govern my life, not the goernment
6. NINETY-NINE CENT SHRIMP COCTAILS!
7. 4 hours away from the world's best rollercoasters!
8. 24 HR adult playground!
... and more to come! ...
9. the liquor laws in Utah, ... SUCK!
10. on Sundays, .. the sidewalks don't roll up and close.
11. can pursue my dream, ... to become a "nipple fluffer", for MGM's "La Femme"!
12. closer to the ocean... and a lake worth boating on (Lake Mead)
13. after 5 years, I am tired of seeing the same scene outside my front door.
14. oh yeah! ... did i mention cheap prime rib?!
15. topless maid service!
16. topless car washes!
oh sure it's a cool event and all, but I think South Park hits it on the money, with Mr. Hankey... you know, the episode with the film festival...
anyhow, it was the motivation for starting this list of reasons to leave Utah and go to LV:
1. it's fucking cold!
2. twice the money, and more work, to choose from.
3. cheap prime rib!
4. anything, any day, any time, all the time!
5. beyond the "Zion Curtain", where I can govern my life, not the goernment
6. NINETY-NINE CENT SHRIMP COCTAILS!
7. 4 hours away from the world's best rollercoasters!
8. 24 HR adult playground!
... and more to come! ...
9. the liquor laws in Utah, ... SUCK!
10. on Sundays, .. the sidewalks don't roll up and close.
11. can pursue my dream, ... to become a "nipple fluffer", for MGM's "La Femme"!
12. closer to the ocean... and a lake worth boating on (Lake Mead)
13. after 5 years, I am tired of seeing the same scene outside my front door.
14. oh yeah! ... did i mention cheap prime rib?!
15. topless maid service!
16. topless car washes!
panda_pewp:
lol glad we didnt go. im working firday nigth sweetie pooooo but im sure alan would be down to hang out with you guys. oh if you guys can and ahve fre time you should come over and ahve some brownies with us!!!! 