hysanadu

I have never had this much trouble finding all the things I need for a costume.

Ok, granted, I've been to maybe three Halloween parties my entire life, one where I showed up without a costume (and had the pleasure of guiding a former object of desire to a bathroom because she had thrown up the contents of a bean burrito all over herself after getting roaring drunk)...but I usually do much better than this.

My three ideas are:

Marvin The Martian
Mr. Hyde
Green Lantern (The John Stewart version of course)

I considered John Steed from the Avengers, but that doesn't work without Emma Peel, and I don't know anyone who would wear one of her outfits in public.

Oh well. My costume will look really bad and bargain basement, but it doesn't matter. It's all about going out and having a good time.

EDIT: At this point, unless I find something for my Mr. Hyde costume, I will end up being a "hip-hop" looking Green Lantern, which I'm not happy about.

EDIT 2: Why am I worried about this. Everyone will be checking out the girls at the party...no one will notice me. Score!