I am one tired, cranky negro.
So someone who was supposed to start on Monday now may take a better job offer. I have reports to write and go over, reports to run and cross check, and I can't seem to get one project done before another is staring me right in the face, breathing whiskey breath into my nostrils and yelling "Don't you ignore me, you gap-toothed fuck!"
And I've got the horn. OH HOW I'VE GOT THE HORN.
And my friend Melinda comes to visit in 6 days.
She's just a friend. Said horniness is general and not specific to any one person. Although I still lust, I've given up my crushes.
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So someone who was supposed to start on Monday now may take a better job offer. I have reports to write and go over, reports to run and cross check, and I can't seem to get one project done before another is staring me right in the face, breathing whiskey breath into my nostrils and yelling "Don't you ignore me, you gap-toothed fuck!"
And I've got the horn. OH HOW I'VE GOT THE HORN.

And my friend Melinda comes to visit in 6 days.

She's just a friend. Said horniness is general and not specific to any one person. Although I still lust, I've given up my crushes.

This post is emoticonariffic!