hypoxian

Why are bees such fucking assholes?

Friday-I decided to go to Subway for lunch. I haven't been there in awhile and thought hey "subway" sounds nice because when I think of subways, I think of eating fresh.
I ordered the turkey and roast beef on wheat because I eat fresh. She asks me if I want a drink with that. I was thirsty so I said sure I'll take a large. She then hands me a plastic bucket with a Subway logo on the side and said enjoy. I asked her if a swimming pool was the next size up. She grins and walks away. Apparently sarcasm is not allowed at subway.
I go to fill my cup. Halfway through I have to stop because my finger was getting numb from pushing on the fountain machine so long. I filled it halfway and said fuck it.
After lunch I took the family dog for a walk in Lincoln Park. On my way back a fuckin bee stung me right on top of my head. Little fucker even got away! Now my head hurts and I have a bump. Not to mention that I couldn't stop Chimmy from chasing every damn squirrel in the park. I am no longer pretty.
So that's my Friday. I am suppose to go see Devils's Rejects tonight with my friend Jill. I really don't want to see this movie. I think I'm going to ice my head and take a bath in my new subway cup.
Did you know that ducks eat for free at Subway.
wtf.......ttyl..........lol