How was everyone's Father's Day?
My dad is doing fine. My aunt on the other hand fell asleep at the wheel and crashed head first into a school bus. It was on the front page of the Olympian. She's fine and nobody was seriously injured but it feels like death is stalking our family. I'm looking over my shoulder all the time now.
Going fishing next weekend for a few days. I'll be on the east side of the state with no phone, no TV, no SG. It'll be quiet and a nice break.
My friend Jill is coming over to watch Fight Club and get her "benefits". I love this movie.
You are not unique and beautiful snowflake.
You're not your fucking khakis.
And my personal favorite "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

My dad is doing fine. My aunt on the other hand fell asleep at the wheel and crashed head first into a school bus. It was on the front page of the Olympian. She's fine and nobody was seriously injured but it feels like death is stalking our family. I'm looking over my shoulder all the time now.
Going fishing next weekend for a few days. I'll be on the east side of the state with no phone, no TV, no SG. It'll be quiet and a nice break.
My friend Jill is coming over to watch Fight Club and get her "benefits". I love this movie.
You are not unique and beautiful snowflake.
You're not your fucking khakis.
And my personal favorite "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

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drusylla:
Nice bachelor pad 

1kiss_of_life:
a cape ... like a black one? ... and the ocean ... and dark hair and ... ok, soon. i'll be there soon.