hypoxian

I have 3 midterms this week. My head is going to explode. Still very sore down there. Next week, I go for a check up and see if I'll need surgery.

Its been raining for nearly a month. Even I'm sick of it and I usually love the rain but seriously pieces of Seattle are washing away in the sound. Spokane will be beach front...
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Today I had a camera shoved up my penis. The doctor was shooting a film. The Chronicles of Hernia. It stars me and my lower abdominal region. It hurts to pee. It hurts to jack off. I'm in a lot of pain. My next adventure include a trip to Catscan land and maybe laser surgery.

I need a lollipop and a hug.
How was...
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Do I really have 100 favorite SGs? Wow, I gues I do.
5 just didn't seem quite enough.

Which ones are your favorites?

So, 2005 is behind us. I can't say I'll miss it though it taught me a lot.
My New Years was interesting, a mix of good and bad. Olympia seems to never change even if it tries to, a shame.
Did anyone make any resolutions? I don't even try anymore, they just seem to fade after a month's time. Real change is always a long...
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I'm happy the holidays are coming to an end. The holiday season seems to get longer every year.
On the plus side I got a new Seagull acoustic guitar. I am now going to grow a beard and play folk songs in the forest and live off berries.

later....

I got a call today from this girl I used to date a couple of months back. She called because she left some DVDs at my place and wanted me to mail them to her. I said I would and that I was sorry that it took me so long to get them back to her. She then offered to drive up (about an hour...
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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight,...
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I'm a little sick right now. And my back is soarer than a motherfucker.
This lack of calories thing is making my brain fuzzy. I swear to God I saw a mouse run past my foot a second ago but I've looked everywhere, nothing!

I've been single for about 2 months now. Though as much as I have enjoyed my singlehood, I find myself with a lack of connection and intimacy. This site is a great place to flirt but I've noticed how big of a flirt I've become. So big that the line between honesty and bullshit is blurred. I don't even know if what I say is...
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