Meet Dave.
Dave is a Chinese Dwarf Hamster. Despite the language barrier, we are very close.
He is an early Christmas present from a friend of mine who decided against wrapping him & putting him under the tree, Dave was relieved to hear that.
It was a nice surprise when I came home from work and found his little box in the living room, but it was an even nicer surprise that my gift wasn't just an empty cardboard box with airholes.
Anyway, enough about Dave, he's cool but gets far too much attention already.
On Friday night, Kirstie decided that she and her 2 friends were going shopping. This left me with my own 2 Devil Children and another 4 as an added bonus. Me versus 6 girls, all between the ages of 3 & 8, Nice.
"We won't be long" they said and, like the naive fool I have proven myself to be, I believed them. 3 hours later, they returned after having a leisurely stroll around the shops and stopping for a relaxing coffee. Me, I was fucked. I'm glad I had the snip after 2 kids.
The highlight of my evening was when one of the younger kids bit my smallest Devil Child. It was straight to the naughty step for Hannibal Lecter Junior (that's right, I don't fuck about) where she proceeded to piss all over the floor.
Now, I know she's only 3 but it wasn't the most helpful thing she could have done.
We went Christmas shopping over the weekend too, that was a good decision . I've never seen so many stupid people crammed into one space, all rushing around and barging into you. I hate people, present company excluded, of course. 
My wife saw this and liked it, so I bought it for her (cos that's how I roll ) and now it's sitting on our fireplace.
It's a 'Little Apple Doll' and comes with a japanese legend about it and some pins which you are supposed to stick into the apple every time someone pisses you off. Her name is Timor Balatro, she is one of a pair of evil spirits who tricked some villagers by telling them she had caught the moon in her sack. When they went to look at it, they were sucked into the sack and disappeared. My Mum thinks we're weird cos she has china fairies and decorative plates on her shelves and we have Marvel figures and Evil Japanese Dolls.
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
Mark Twain
Dave is a Chinese Dwarf Hamster. Despite the language barrier, we are very close.
He is an early Christmas present from a friend of mine who decided against wrapping him & putting him under the tree, Dave was relieved to hear that.
It was a nice surprise when I came home from work and found his little box in the living room, but it was an even nicer surprise that my gift wasn't just an empty cardboard box with airholes.
Anyway, enough about Dave, he's cool but gets far too much attention already.
On Friday night, Kirstie decided that she and her 2 friends were going shopping. This left me with my own 2 Devil Children and another 4 as an added bonus. Me versus 6 girls, all between the ages of 3 & 8, Nice.
"We won't be long" they said and, like the naive fool I have proven myself to be, I believed them. 3 hours later, they returned after having a leisurely stroll around the shops and stopping for a relaxing coffee. Me, I was fucked. I'm glad I had the snip after 2 kids.
The highlight of my evening was when one of the younger kids bit my smallest Devil Child. It was straight to the naughty step for Hannibal Lecter Junior (that's right, I don't fuck about) where she proceeded to piss all over the floor.
Now, I know she's only 3 but it wasn't the most helpful thing she could have done.
We went Christmas shopping over the weekend too, that was a good decision
. I've never seen so many stupid people crammed into one space, all rushing around and barging into you. I hate people, present company excluded, of course.
My wife saw this and liked it, so I bought it for her (cos that's how I roll
) and now it's sitting on our fireplace.
It's a 'Little Apple Doll' and comes with a japanese legend about it and some pins which you are supposed to stick into the apple every time someone pisses you off. Her name is Timor Balatro, she is one of a pair of evil spirits who tricked some villagers by telling them she had caught the moon in her sack. When they went to look at it, they were sucked into the sack and disappeared. My Mum thinks we're weird cos she has china fairies and decorative plates on her shelves and we have Marvel figures and Evil Japanese Dolls.
"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."
Mark Twain
VIEW 16 of 16 COMMENTS
Sure feels like Friday to me today for some reason.... probably cause of the slight hangover
What is it that you do that you can have SG up all day??