hypermediocrity

Six Things You Should Always Remember To Do


6. Tip your waitress at least 15%, unless it's absolutely hideous service. And if you're shitty at math like I am, take the first digit, multiply by 2, and subract $2 for 15%. ie: $50.00. 5 x 2 = $10. $10-$2= $8. Or if you want to be nice, leave the 20%.

5. Always be a little extra sweet to your cab driver. Chances are he's had a shittier day than you.

4. If you're a dual citizen, don't forget that the DMV and the Dekalb Permit Office both have apparantly never seen a Certificate of Birth Abroad, and they will always say "who?" when you say your certificate was signed and sealed by the United States Consul.

3. No matter what the situation or emotion involved, always tell your partner you love them before you part ways. Even if they're just going to the bookstore alone to chill out.

2. Jealousy can make anyone ugly.

1. Looking out for your own best interest first is not always the best option.

a tantt, mes ami(e)s.

ps. go give some lovin to my kid sister, Pascale, who may soon be the next SG Limbo girl near you!