hypermediocrity

i need someone to get me a PERFECT translation of a phrase into SCOTS gaelic. irish will not do. i dont have a drop of irish in me. however, my father and his family did live in scotland for a portion of his life, though they are English through and through.

ive already got my slovenian half covered.

any takers?

edited to add: MY DAD GAVE ME A BAR. yes, ladies and gents, a full, glass top freestanding bar. this is a grand day.